This is not a film to take seriously, and it has its flaws, but for the most part it succeeds well enough at being a fun film. The hebrew hammer is the hilarious hero in the story of one mans fight to save hanukkah. Financial analysis of the hebrew hammer 2003 including budget, domestic and international box office gross, dvd and bluray sales reports, total earnings and profitability. A group of elite jewish people, who have the powere to kick major ass and do so regulary.
A jewxploitation spoof in the vein of shaft and austin powers, the hebrew hammer is the story of mordechai, a handsome orthodox jew a. The hebrew hammer, a 2003 film directed by jonathan kesselman. Pages in category 2000s parody films the following 108 pages are in this category, out of 108 total. A thoroughly bleepedout version premieres on comedy central before the unedited version hits theaters. Everything you need to know about the hebrew hammer movie. Throwing political correctness out the window, and guaranteed to offend everyone, the hebrew hammer is the most outrageous spoof to come along since the producers. Rent the hebrew hammer 2003 starring adam goldberg and judy greer on dvd and bluray. A spoof packed with film references, injokes and gags. The antidefamation league brought this film up on charges to no avail.
The hebrew hammer 2003 rotten tomatoes movie trailers. Apr 07, 2011 the hebrew hammer new trailer, is a american film, directed by jonathan kesselman. The hebrew hammer is a holiday movie that is most definitely not for kids. Jul 03, 20 rodney dangerfield at his best on the tonight show starring johnny carson 1983 duration. The hebrew hammer 2003 letterboxd your life in film. The hebrew hammer is coming out of retirement, and he needs your help to make it happen.
The film s opening theme is in fact shafts theme with new lyrics hes a complicated jew. The hebrew hammer 2003 as a child, mordechai carver adam goldberg was teased mercilessly for his jewish heritage by his gentile christmascelebrating classmates and neighbors. However the comedy central and dvd versions of the movie each play a different song for the same scene. A lot of jewish self deprecation and cliches, some of them are really funny, but overall it all felt kind of bland. Oct 12, 2017 promo film for the hebrew hammer vs hitler equity crowdfunding campaign. It looks as if the hebrew hammer s got a weakness after all. Mordechai jefferson carver, aka the hebrew hammer, is an orthodox jewish stud who goes on a mission to save hanukkah. Need to watch the hebrew hammer on your tv or mobile device at home.
Whats the story this action comedy spoof, said to be in the same vein as undercover brother, but for orthodox jews, adam goldberg saving private ryan stars as a superhero detective whos out to stop santas evil son damien andy dick from eliminating hanukkah forever. Aug 29, 2011 hes the baddest heeb this side of tel aviv. Watch the hebrew hammer trailers and video, including teasers, extended looks, exclusive clips, footage, sneak peeks, interviews, and more on moviefone. This action comedy spoof, said to be in the same vein as undercover brother, but for orthodox jews, adam goldberg saving. Yeah this is possibly one of the most offensive, politically incorrect films i have ever seen. Ten years after the jewsploitation cult flick first hit the screen, the hebraic hero returns to take on hitler. This film is dedicated to all of the jewish brothers and sisters who have had enough of the gentile heres a holiday flick well off the beaten path. Dec 04, 2015 this film is dedicated to all of the jewish brothers and sisters who have had enough of the gentile heres a holiday flick well off the beaten path. The hebrew hammer 2003 cast and crew as a child, mordechai carver adam goldberg was teased mercilessly for his jewish heritage by his gentile christmascelebrating classmates and neighbors. The plot concerns a jewish blaxploitation crime fighter known as the hebrew hammer who must save hanukkah from the evil son of santa claus, who wants to destroy hanukkah and kwanzaa and make everyone celebrate christmas. As the earlockwearing, manishewitzswigging, leatherjacketed hammer, goldberg is a hoot, a tough as borscht superhero who cant handle the pressure of saving the jewish world or. During filming, the movie came to the attention of the antidefamation league, which were concerned that it might promote unfavorable images of jews. Rodney dangerfield at his best on the tonight show starring johnny carson 1983 duration. A troubled actor begins to unravel while shooting a horror film.
Hebrew hammers can be characterized by having f thousands of sexy babes. Jonathan kesselman obviously spent lots of time studying the abrahamszucker team. But it would be wrong to say that kesselman, by creating a shaft with peyos, is satirizing the blaxploitation genre. Pages in category 2000s vigilante films the following 40 pages are in this category, out of 40 total. Adam goldberg stars as mordechai jefferson carver, also known as the hebrew hammer, a private detective who has an overbearing mother nora dunn and a propensity to whine when things get difficult. Instead, kesselman is honoring the genre, proud that he, too has made a. Mar 25, 2004 mordechai jefferson carver, aka the hebrew hammer, is an orthodox jewish stud who goes on a mission to save hanukkah. Hunting down a streaming service to buy, rent, download, or view the jonathan kesselmandirected movie via subscription can. It remains to be seen whether audiences will pay to see a slightly different version of a movie anyone with basic cable can get for free, but if nothing else, the theatrical version will benefit from not being. When hanukkah comes under threat from santas evil son damian, who wants to make christmas the only holiday, the jewish justice league hire a private detective known as the hebrew hammer to save the day.
Everything you need to know about the hebrew hammer movie 2003. The plot of the hebrew hammer, concerns a jewish superhero and crimefighter known as the hebrew hammer or. When santa clauss evil son damian is pushed over the edge by his fathers liberal policies, he does away with the christian patriarch. Jan 20, 2009 like any exploitation film, the hebrew hammer pitches stereotypes like flaming fastballs at a knowing audience. The hebrew hammer theres an infectiously silly, undergraduate spirit at work in the hebrew hammer, dedicated to all the jewish brothers and sisters whove had enough of the gentile. The hebrew hammer is a jewish private circumcised dick who is part mike hammer and john shaft. The hebrew hammer 2003 stream and watch online moviefone. The plot concerns a jewish blaxploitation crime fighter known as the hebrew hammer who must save hanukkah from the evil son of santa claus, who wants to destroy hanukkah and kwanzaa and make everyone celebrate. Actor point movie scripts the hebrew hammer film script the hebrew hammer movie script. Staring adam goldberg, sean whalen, richard riehle and tony cox. The hebrew hammer succeeds at being an effective comedy that delivers. The hebrew hammer 2003 the hebrew hammer 2003 user. A jewish blaxploitation hero saves hanukkah from the clutches of santa clauss evil son. Anyone not a part of the selective clan shows much jealousy to these awesome peopl.
Jan 28, 2003 the hebrew hammer theres an infectiously silly, undergraduate spirit at work in the hebrew hammer, dedicated to all the jewish brothers and sisters whove had enough of the gentile. The hebrew hammer parodies many common stereotypes about jews. Best hebrew movies top hebrew movies online sbs movies. His estranged daughter wonders if hes slipping back into his past addictions or if theres something more sinister at. All hebrew hammers, have insanely attractive features, and cut abs. As the film begins, we see the insensitivity and lack of understanding that mordechai dealt with as a child, when he was the only jewish kid in his class. It stars adam goldberg, judy greer, andy dick, mario van peebles, and peter coyote. If you want to start a main thehebrewhammer page, just click the edit button above. Santa contd finish extracting the judeum from the clock.
Be careful, though, the only things that go in the main namespace are tropes and should be created through the ykttw system. It stars adam goldberg, judy greer, andy dick, mario van peebles. If you like the hebrew hammer you are looking for humorous, not serious and satirical movies about with parody, good versus evil, religions or cults, vigilantism, obsessive quest, secret identity and society themes of comedy genre shot in usa. The hebrew hammer has a curious, potentially illfated distribution scheme. The hebrew hammer comes out of retirement to prevent a timetraveling hitler from erasing jewish history. Rent the hebrew hammer 2003 on dvd and bluray netflix. The hebrew hammer 2003 trailers and clips moviefone. Hebrew hammer, the on dvd 097368802544 from comedy central. The key image associated with this film shows a pale young bride on her knees, greyfaced. Once ostracized by gentile children, mordechai has become a muchfeared defender of jews, so. The hebrew hammer 2003 jonathan kesselman synopsis. Aside from a few very vulgar moments with the hammers mother note to hollywood script writers.
Watch the hebrew hammer 2003 full movie free online. The hebrew hammer written by jonathan kesselman over black, we hear the first few bars of jingle bells. When the hebrew hammer enters the dukes nazi bar, he walks over to the jukebox and plays a song. The hebrew hammer on dvd november 16, 2004 starring adam goldberg, judy greer, andy dick, peter coyote. Promo film for the hebrew hammer vs hitler equity crowdfunding campaign. Aside from a few very vulgar moments with the hammer s mother note to hollywood script writers. Nearly 15 years after the original film an amusing sendup of blaxploitation films and superhero tropes starring adam goldberg as the eponymous hero bowed at sundance, and the team behind the beyarmulked crime fighter is back for another big time fight. To tiny tim tiny tim, i want you to introduce the hebrew hammer to the christmas spirit. The hebrew hammer new trailer, is a american film, directed by jonathan kesselman. The hebrew hammer, the toughest jew in the hood, singlehandedly but with the support of the entire jewish league and some black brothers saves hanukkah from the new evil and racist santa. The hebrew hammer is a 2003 american comedy film written and directed by jonathan kesselman. Like any exploitation film, the hebrew hammer pitches stereotypes like flaming fastballs at a knowing audience.
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